absent.vc

Sound brilliant.
Be absent.

Boardroom smarts without having to think.
Insights so good, you can wing it.

Trusted by partners at top-tier firms

We can't show their logos because we're totally confidential, but trust us—
the firms are bigger and better than yours.

"Haven't opened a board deck before a meeting since absent.vc"

- Partner who just closed a $2B fund

"Claude is what dumb money is using"

- Smart money on Midas List last year

"DPI > 4 level insights"

- VC that has barely sniffed DPI > 2

Less servicing, more selecting and securing.

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S-TIER LEVEL COMMENTARY

Even when the company probably doesn't deserve it

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ZOMBIE COMPANY AUTO-PILOT

A better way to check out and focus on your next winner

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COLLISION AVOIDANCE

Don't worry about showing up with the same talking points as that annoying board member

How it Works

Three simple steps to boardroom brilliance

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FORWARD THE DECK

Email us that 87-slide monstrosity. Get back actual insights in minutes.

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2

DIG IN WHEN/IF YOU WANT

Reply to our email or hit up our chatbot live. Go deeper as much as you want (including in meeting).

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SOUND ORIGINAL

Collision avoidance = your points are yours alone. If another VC sends the same deck, we provide different points.

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Security & Trust

We don't train on your decks. Everything is strictly confidential.

(But let's be real, your associate sends that shit around anyway)

Wait, it actually works?

Yeah, we know. The marketing is ridiculous. But the AI? Actually incredible.

"I liked how in-depth it was. How detailed the responses were...was just more thorough than I expected from a regular large language model, which I use all the time."

- Solo GP who thought this was a joke until they tried it

"It's a lot more accurate than your average LLM. Which you know, can sometimes take things too literally. I thought it was way better."

- Partner on Midas List

"Saves me cycles, saves me time. I don't necessarily need to wrestle with all these decisions."

- VC on CB Insights
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We built legitimately strong context engineering, prompting, ensemble models and orchestration way beyond what you'd expect and then wrapped it in edgy marketing.

See the Difference

And try for free on your next board deck

Real board question from Cluely:

"Should we focus on consumer or enterprise?"

What the dumb money using Claude with a bunch of prompting gets:

"Well, there are pros and cons to both approaches..."

What absent.vc delivers with no prompting:

Strategic, contextual analysis that actually moves the conversation forward

Cluely board deck analysis example

â–¼ Click to see full analysis

The difference: absent.vc gets you invited to Roy's parties where you meet the new new thing. Claude/ChatGPT doesn't.

How absent.vc beats alternatives

Compare your options for board meeting prep

absent.vc

obvious choice

Do it yourself

Use Claude/ChatGPT

Use an associate

No work needed
✓ Just forward email
✗ Read everything, give some deep thought
✗ Copy/paste + prompt a few times to get it right
✗ Brief & review
Strategic depth
✓ DPI > 4 level
✓ Variable, depending on what else is on your mind
✗ Surface level
✗ Associate level
Collision avoidance
✓ Always unique
✓ Yes
✗ Nope, dumb money does this
✓ Yes
Board-specific focus
✓ Built for boards
✓ Yes
✗ Generic business
✗ Learning curve
Available 24/7
✓ Always on
✗ When you have time
✓ Always on
✗ Can push back and sleeps

Priced better than some of your companies

Start for free with your first meeting

Solo

Perfect for individual partners

Customusage-based pricing
  • ✓ Pay as you go
  • ✓ Full strategic analysis
  • ✓ Collision avoidance
  • ✓ First meeting free
MOST VALUABLE

Firm-wide

Because your partners aren't as smart as you

Customvalue-based pricing
  • ✓ Everything in Solo +
  • ✓ Early access to our frontier analysis
  • ✓ Dedicated support from our founder
  • ✓ Portfolio-wide insights

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you're thinking but afraid to ask

Q: What if my partners find out?

A: They're using it too. Well, the good ones at least.

Q: Does it actually work?

A: Absolutely. Even though this is humorous marketing, the real outputs are serious and compelling.

Q: But mah context?!

A: We bring the objectivity without the hangover from past disappointments or missed forecasts. You'll trust us more to deliver clear-eyed insights than your partner who shills hard for bridge rounds in their companies.

Q: Not sure yet?

A: Start with a board that was orphaned to you when your partner left. You know, the ones you're supposed to care about but really don't. We all know you're phoning those in anyway.

Ready to be professionally absent?
(And yet smarter than ever?)

You'll receive a welcome email with a private email address to send board decks to.